February 2012
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Idiocracy + Falling Down + The Professional = God...
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An Open Letter to LA County Supervisor Mark...
Dear Supervisor Ridley-Thomas As a constituent of yours who happens to be a flying disc enthusiast, I am writing to voice my extreme displeasure that the tossing of a flying disc (among other objects) at the beach has become a violation punishable by up to a $1,000 fine. I’ve long stereotyped the anti-government crowd as a collection of whack-a-doos and nut jobs but after reading all...
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Just hold on to your dick and have a good time.
– An Open Letter from Kenny Powers to Tim Tebow
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Monday Motivation- Find your Rammstein
A few months (or maybe even a year) ago a buddy revealed a pact he’d made with his brother-in-law to make a pilgrimage to Berlin to see Rammstein the next time they played there. According to the pact there would be nothing on the itinerary but Rammstein. No field trips to the Black Forest or anything like that. Get in. See the show. Leave happy. I thought it was a rad idea but I gotta say...
January 2012
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MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY' →
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CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release…
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Convicted felon outraged over children rumored to...
One of my favorite guilty pleasures is reading the Letters to the Editor section of my hometown newspaper. If you’ve never lived in a small town, then you don’t know drama. Take this letter from Russell Supencheck for example. Russell, while at a “dinner engagement,” had a second grader drop the bombshell that some kids at his school (which shall go nameless but his hinted...
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At least we're not this guy... →
Not to be rude but...
Basically North Dakota is saying “Hey world, these are the hottest skanks we’ve got. Chin beard and his wingman won’t put up much of a fight so come get ‘em.”
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What a difference a year and 25 fewer lbs makes
The messy aftermath may be the same but it’s what lead up to the heaving that counts.
November 2010 after “racing” to an 18th place finish. On the upside the garbage can smelled surprisingly pleasant thanks to a bunch of empty coffee cups lining the bottom.
January 2012 after racing to third place. Lesson learned- you can crawl away but you can’t hide. Your friends...