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Realized my glove is now old enough to drink. Still remember the day I got it. (Taken with Instagram at Big League Dreams - Tiger Stadium)

Realized my glove is now old enough to drink. Still remember the day I got it. (Taken with Instagram at Big League Dreams - Tiger Stadium)

Took a short hop off the ol’ treasure trail. Still got the out.  (Taken with Instagram at Big League Dreams - Fenway)

Took a short hop off the ol’ treasure trail. Still got the out. (Taken with Instagram at Big League Dreams - Fenway)

It’s time for fake @Dodgers baseball! Let’s do this @sosgsosg! (Taken with Instagram at Big League Dreams - Dodgers Stadium)

It’s time for fake @Dodgers baseball! Let’s do this @sosgsosg! (Taken with Instagram at Big League Dreams - Dodgers Stadium)

Hit warp factor 0.5 @MarkCavendish today. (Taken with instagram)

Hit warp factor 0.5 @MarkCavendish today. (Taken with instagram)

Anyone wanna take a “whack” at solving this? (Taken with Instagram at Venice and National)

Anyone wanna take a “whack” at solving this? (Taken with Instagram at Venice and National)

Idiocracy + Falling Down + The Professional = God Bless America

An Open Letter to LA County Supervisor Mark Ridley-Thomas

Dear Supervisor Ridley-Thomas

As a constituent of yours who happens to be a flying disc enthusiast, I am writing to voice my extreme displeasure that the tossing of a flying disc (among other objects) at the beach has become a violation punishable by up to a $1,000 fine.

I’ve long stereotyped the anti-government crowd as a collection of whack-a-doos and nut jobs but after reading all 37 pages of the ordinance containing the Frisbee ban, which will no doubt be heard around the world, I now fully understand how the foundation of their collective stance is forged.

Congratulations go to you and your fellow County Supervisors for making North Korea’s beaches look like an appealing destination for a day of fun at the beach. And I’m sure y’all will be getting plenty of kudos from your fellow bureaucrats (e.g. the Oklahoma State Senator who recently proposed a bill outlawing the use of fetuses in food. Seriously.) for making their cockamamie proposals and rulings seem sane and rational by comparison.

Unlike 2008, please do not expect my vote towards your re-election.

Sincerely,

Todd Munson

Just hold on to your dick and have a good time.
Nice bike. #BikeLA  (Taken with Instagram at 826LA - Venice)

Nice bike. #BikeLA (Taken with Instagram at 826LA - Venice)

1990. Note the Bo Jackson’s to go with the classy shirt. (Taken with instagram)

1990. Note the Bo Jackson’s to go with the classy shirt. (Taken with instagram)