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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Todd Munson is a stand up comic/semi-pro layabout who lives in Los Angeles. His formative years were spent in Nebraska where he was raised by wolves. He likes to ride bikes and do things.</description><title>UNICORN BATTLEGROUND</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @unicornbattleground)</generator><link>http://unicornbattleground.com/</link><item><title>Jesus sighting on Rodeo Drive.  (Taken with Instagram at Bvlgari...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvq7mzhKH1qzam31o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Jesus sighting on Rodeo Drive.  (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;Instagram&lt;/a&gt; at Bvlgari Rodeo Drive)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/18171632016</link><guid>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/18171632016</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 23:09:00 -0500</pubDate><category>weho jesus</category><category>hollywood jesus</category><category>rodeo drive</category><category>beverly hills</category></item><item><title>What would Tupac say about this?  (Taken with Instagram at 826LA...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzv73xlO2t1qzam31o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;What would Tupac say about this?  (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;Instagram&lt;/a&gt; at 826LA - Venice)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/18146238512</link><guid>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/18146238512</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:16:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My prized 4th place ribbon has a new friend. Team @sosgsosg...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzryy7pyfN1qzam31o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My prized 4th place ribbon has a new friend. Team @sosgsosg represent. (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/18051172157</link><guid>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/18051172157</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 22:27:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Every face punch from Road House.
Curious to know exactly how a...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tdGrB3Za4_o?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Every face punch from Road House.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Curious to know exactly how a ripping-out-of-the-throat qualifies as a face punch but I’m not complaining.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/18017097954</link><guid>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/18017097954</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 12:52:26 -0500</pubDate><category>road house</category><category>patrick swayze</category><category>sam elliot</category><category>ben gazzara</category></item><item><title>Rats. Wish someone would have told my rash to take the day off....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpjk9xyzo1qzam31o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Rats. Wish someone would have told my rash to take the day off. (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;Instagram&lt;/a&gt; at Saban Free Clinic)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17962648870</link><guid>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17962648870</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 15:00:00 -0500</pubDate><category>presidents day</category><category>free clinic</category><category>rash</category></item><item><title>And to think people assume my hometown is the cultural armpit of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzoeefhFnP1qzam31o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;And to think people assume my hometown is the cultural armpit of the world.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17931105507</link><guid>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17931105507</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 00:14:25 -0500</pubDate><category>Nebraska</category><category>Grand Island</category></item><item><title>Shit just got real.  (Taken with Instagram at Murder Beach)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzmiddMFqq1qzam31o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Shit just got real.  (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;Instagram&lt;/a&gt; at Murder Beach)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17865829918</link><guid>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17865829918</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 23:41:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Beverly Hills subversion.  (Taken with Instagram at Little Santa...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzlw11799D1qzam31o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Beverly Hills subversion.  (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;Instagram&lt;/a&gt; at Little Santa Monica)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17839834098</link><guid>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17839834098</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 15:39:00 -0500</pubDate><category>tagging</category><category>GOP</category><category>Republican Party</category><category>tcot</category></item><item><title>Gotta love google search predictor.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lziqkwENrO1qzam31o1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Gotta love google search predictor.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17749424354</link><guid>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17749424354</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 22:48:32 -0500</pubDate><category>abortion</category><category>iphone</category></item><item><title>1985 Stu Thomsen. Original donuts still on the grips.  (Taken...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzb1leuWzz1qzam31o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;1985 Stu Thomsen. Original donuts still on the grips.  (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17520356285</link><guid>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17520356285</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 19:05:00 -0500</pubDate><category>bmx</category><category>vintage</category><category>stu thomsen</category><category>1985</category></item><item><title>Realized my glove is now old enough to drink. Still remember the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz92nchoDg1qzam31o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Realized my glove is now old enough to drink. Still remember the day I got it. (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;Instagram&lt;/a&gt; at Big League Dreams - Tiger Stadium)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17450257915</link><guid>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17450257915</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 17:33:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Took a short hop off the ol’ treasure trail. Still got the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz8t7neTFJ1qzam31o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Took a short hop off the ol’ treasure trail. Still got the out.  (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;Instagram&lt;/a&gt; at Big League Dreams - Fenway)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17438765881</link><guid>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17438765881</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 14:09:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>It’s time for fake @Dodgers baseball! Let’s do this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz8naxZ0Q81qzam31o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It’s time for fake @Dodgers baseball! Let’s do this @sosgsosg! (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;Instagram&lt;/a&gt; at Big League Dreams - Dodgers Stadium)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17431730481</link><guid>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17431730481</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 12:01:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Hit warp factor 0.5 @MarkCavendish today. (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7aloirsa1qzam31o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hit warp factor 0.5 @MarkCavendish today. (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17392958040</link><guid>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17392958040</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:29:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Anyone wanna take a “whack” at solving this? (Taken...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5a8jamje1qzam31o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Anyone wanna take a “whack” at solving this? (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;Instagram&lt;/a&gt; at Venice and National)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17333459879</link><guid>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17333459879</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:26:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Idiocracy + Falling Down + The Professional = God Bless America</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ul4CZrnEFxU" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17323995646</link><guid>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17323995646</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:41:57 -0500</pubDate><category>idicocracy</category><category>bobcat goldthwait</category><category>kardashian</category><category>usa</category><category>'merica</category></item><item><title>An Open Letter to LA County Supervisor Mark Ridley-Thomas</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Dear Supervisor Ridley-Thomas&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; As a constituent of yours who happens to be a flying disc enthusiast, I  am writing to voice my extreme displeasure that the tossing of a flying  disc (among other objects) at the beach has become a &lt;a href="http://www.scpr.org/blogs/environment/2012/02/08/4597/no-fun-l-county-beaches-levy-1000-fine-throwing-fo/"&gt;violation punishable by up to a $1,000 fine&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; I’ve long stereotyped the anti-government crowd as a collection of  whack-a-doos and nut jobs but after reading all &lt;a href="http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/02/08/la-county-oks-1000-fine-for-throwing-football-frisbee-on-beaches/#.TzM4w8gGucs.facebook"&gt;37 pages of the ordinance&lt;/a&gt; containing the Frisbee ban, which will no doubt be heard  around the world, I now fully understand how the foundation of their  collective stance is forged. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Congratulations go to you and your fellow County Supervisors for making  North Korea’s beaches look like an appealing destination for a day of  fun at the beach. And I’m sure y’all will be getting plenty of kudos  from your fellow bureaucrats (e.g. the Oklahoma State Senator who  recently proposed a bill outlawing the use of fetuses in food.  Seriously.) for making their cockamamie proposals and rulings seem sane  and rational by comparison.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Unlike 2008, please do not expect my vote towards your re-election. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Sincerely, &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Todd Munson&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17307954653</link><guid>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17307954653</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:44:39 -0500</pubDate><category>frisbee</category><category>beach</category><category>los angeles</category><category>north korea</category><category>wtf</category></item><item><title>"Just hold on to your dick and have a good time."</title><description>“Just hold on to your dick and have a good time.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7552472/kenny-powers-eastbound-sends-open-letter-tim-tebow"&gt;An Open Letter from Kenny Powers to Tim Tebow&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17285358320</link><guid>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17285358320</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:05:12 -0500</pubDate><category>kenny powers</category><category>tim tebow</category><category>eastbound and down</category></item><item><title>Nice bike. #BikeLA  (Taken with Instagram at 826LA - Venice)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3dr9Bwj31qzam31o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nice bike. #BikeLA  (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;Instagram&lt;/a&gt; at 826LA - Venice)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17277262033</link><guid>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17277262033</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:47:33 -0500</pubDate><category>bikela</category></item><item><title>1990. Note the Bo Jackson’s to go with the classy shirt....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz285ozAQQ1qzam31o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;1990. Note the Bo Jackson’s to go with the classy shirt. (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17253510951</link><guid>http://unicornbattleground.com/post/17253510951</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:49:00 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

